From the moment i met you, everything changed.
Random thoughts right now.

if Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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moments-w1d:

ladies and gentlemen, Drunk Niall Horan.

louis is turning 21 this year…

aussie-directioner-for-life-yolo:

payneinmyhoranyovaries:

and last but not least….

are you sure he’s not turning 12 

 Wait really? No. That is not okay with me. He may not grow up. He didn’t even ask for permission.

prepare yourself for dying of laughter from dirty trends about larry sex.

fallenforpayne:

favourite lilo moments (in no particular order) → “I’m just admiring you.”

Louis: Are you surprised that I’m giving a serious answer, Liam?

Liam: I’m just admiring you.

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asmilingmess:

Louis Tomlinson rapping I Gotta Feeling

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

zaynsonethingwife:

Yeah, I’d like to see that Zayn. I bet Liam would have to save you [x]